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i’m a licensed esthetician/cosmetologist and ive learned more from following you than i ever did in my years of schooling.. thank u ♥️ - spoeken

this made my day sjkhfgsdjhgfkdjs

08 Jan    5     
swimming anon here and yep ill be swimming in chlorine, thats why im so worried about ruining my skin even more 😕🙁 my dermatologist told me not to use oils even if theyre not pore clogging just in case but if i were to use one, would you recommend squalane? ive read that its the least likely to congest and cause harm! i asked around on reddit and some ppl recommend putting vaseline on most sensitive parts of my face but im scared it’ll clog my pores :( we’ll see what will work ig😖 thank you!! - Anonymous

to be honest honey if your derm said to avoid oils at all costs…. i personally really disagree with that, but i’m not the one with a doctorate degree sjhfgdjhgsd maybe try a moisturizing toner instead, like the Cosrx Advanced Snail 96 Mucin Power Essence or the Acwell Licorice pH Balancing Cleansing Toner. Squalane is a really good oil, especially because it’s light in consistency, but it’s a saturated fatty acid. with hormonal acne, you should look at oils with a high linoleic acid content, which is a polyunsaturated fatty acid. safflower, hemp, and grapeseed are all examples, but again, talk to your derm about this and tread carefully

08 Jan    4     
rooroo!! youve written a plan for me in the past including Paula’s choice RESIST C15 Super booster ($50) or drunk elephant's vitamin c serum ($80) but someone told me skinceuticals is one of the best vitamin c serums there is. it's $100 though, and before I buy it i wanted to ask: is it SO much better than the other two that it's worth the extra money? Thanks so much!! xoxo - Anonymous

it’s considered the Best because skinceuticals owns a patent on the formula, But :))) i recommended the Drunk Elephant vit c because Drunk Elephant is an exact dupe (in november they actually got sued for copyright infringement but they’re still selling the c-firma so ! jhskfgjkhdf)

08 Jan    3     
i love that you actually explain how things effect your skin and what types of things to use which is so helpful instead of just recommending specific products!! You’re an angel!! - Anonymous

conscious consumerism is what marx wouldve wanted!!! ily

08 Jan    5     
body shop tea tree oil face wash then a few drops of vitamin E oil and sum moisturiser sound like an ok night routine :( - Anonymous

no honey plain vitamin e oil can give you chemical burns and the body shop face wash is very irritating :( swap ur face wash for some cerave and switch to a linoleic oil like grapeseed, safflower, borage, etc.

08 Jan    6     
the is a weird question but where do lesbians buy strap ons??? ive looked at websites like adam n eve and others but i cant find them anywhere?? luv u roo!! - Anonymous

adam n eve is not my favorite sex toy shop and the quality of their stuff is just,,, not great djfhgdjs. bc i live in Chicago im lucky enough to have access to queer friendly sex stores like Early to Bed and the Pleasure Chest. Come As You Are is an anti-capitalist sex shop based in Toronto that ships to the US as well, while Babeland is a great LGBT friendly, woman-founded sex shop that ships internationally. 

08 Jan    14     
babe where do you get your skin oils? - Anonymous

usually the ordinary, but garden of wisdom has a larger selection!

08 Jan    2     
is neem oil worth the stink? - Anonymous

y e s i know it’s pungent but it’s a great oil, it’s both antimicrobial and is very high in linoleic acid as well as being restorative for the skin barrier, and promoting hydration :)

08 Jan    7     
Sorry if this is on your blog somewhere since I’m on mobile! But how much do you charge for skincare routine stuff again? - Anonymous

$25💓

08 Jan    1     
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